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 BBC News has an article about the recent (non-)decision about the continued existence or not of leap seconds. They also have an explanation of what leap seconds are. I don't think their explanation is very good, so I'm going to try to write a better one. Here goes.
 
The whole thing is about measuring time. Humans have done that for a very long time indeed, with steadily increasing accuracy. During the 20th century, the accuracy got sufficiently good that it became important to figure out what, exactly, we were measuring and how we measure it. The "what" part heads off into physics and is irrelevant for this post. "The passage of time" is definition enough right now. The entire leap second thing comes out of "how".
 
In order to measure something, we need a scale. We need a basis, some sort of ground against which we compare whatever it is we measure. When we measure temperature, we use hundreths of the difference between the temperature where water melts and where it boils (well, some of us do, at least). For measuring time, we use 86400ths (24*60*60) of the time it takes for the Earth to turn around its axis. We call those bits of time "seconds", like we call the bits of temperature "degrees centigrade".
 
Except it turns out things aren't quite that simple when it comes to time. Without meaning to, we have for at least the past 4000 years been using two different scales to measure time. It's just that the two are so very nearly the same that it wasn't until the mid-20th century that the difference became measurable.
 
The two scales are these: the Earth's rotation and pure physics. The Earth's rotation is the scale used by a sun clock. This is almost certainly the oldest way to measure time at a smaller scale than entire days. Ram a stick into the ground while the sun shines, and you have a clock. This has some obvious drawbacks, like the fact that the sun doesn't always shine. So somewhere between 2000BCE and 4000BCE someone in the Middle East or China invented the water clock. That's almost as simple as the sun clock: a container of water with a small hole in it. You measure the passing of time by how fast the water dribbles out. This, unlike the sun clock, is a pure physics clock. The time it takes for the water to move is entirely unaffected by the rotation of the Earth. The only things that affect the water clock are gravity and evaporation.
 
Fast forward to today. The slightly weird fact is that we still use those two scales. Earth-rotation time is no longer measured by watching the shadow from a stick in the ground, but instead by using radio telescopes to watch extremely distant quasars. Pure-physics time is no longer measured by falling drops of water, but by counting extremely rapid variations in Caesium atoms at near absolute zero temperature.
 
Now, since we can chose arbitrarily how we divide the measurements into pieces, these two scales wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for one simple fact: the Earth's rotation is slowing down (if you're curious why, look up tidal acceleration on Wikipedia). Since we've defined the length of an Earth-rotation second as a fraction of the time it takes to rotate once, slower rotation means that those seconds get longer. It's like cutting pieces of a cake: if you cut the same number of pieces from a bigger cake, each piece turns out bigger. Since we carve out the same number of seconds from each rotation, if the rotation takes more time each second covers more time. Earth-rotation seconds are not constant in length! Pure-physics seconds, on the other hand, are all exactly the same size.
 
The official name for the main Earth-rotation time scale is UT1, "Universal Time One". The main pure-physics time scale is called TAI, "Temps Atomique International". The slowing rotation of the Earth makes it so that these two scales are very slowly moving out of sync. Over the course of a few thousand years, they will drift apart so what would be "noon" in TAI will happen while the sun is not in the sky. In UT1, the sun will always be visible while the clock shows daytime hours. Since most times we care what the clock shows it is has to do with human things, UT1 is a more attractive scale for everyday use. But if you're doing the sort of thing where very small bits of time are relevant (like, for example, GPS navigation), you really want your seconds to have constant length. So there TAI is by far the most useful scale.
 
In order to bridge that gap, a compromise time scale was designed. It's called UTC, "Coordinated Universal Time" (the acronym doesn't work out due to Anglo-French rivalry). In UTC, every second is exactly as long as a TAI second, so it too slowly drifts compared to UT1. But in UTC, when the difference compared to UT1 becomes larger than 0.9 seconds, one second is added or skipped to bring them back closer together. And those, finally, are leap seconds. Those seconds that are added to or taken from UTC in order to keep it mostly synchronized with UT1 while still having constant-length seconds. In reality, there have only been seconds added, but in theory there could in the future be a need to skip one.
 
Anyway. To summarize, we have these three scales for measuring time:
 
 UT1, which measures the Earth's gradually slowing rotation and has non-constant-length seconds.
 
 TAI, which measures ridiculously exact subatomic events and gradually gets out of sync with the sun.
 
 UTC, which has constant-length seconds and tracks the sun, at the cost of occasionally having minutes with 61 or 59 seconds in them.
 
As far as I know, every country in the world uses the UTC scale for their official civil time. We modify it with time zones, so for example Stockholm time is UTC plus one hour (for now, we disregard the horror that is daylight savings time). A leap second is due to be added to UTC at the end of June this year, so in the small hours of 1st July I will be able to see the clock go 00:59:58, 00:59:59, 00:59:60, 01:00:00, 01:00:01, if I have a good enough clock.
 
So that's what leap seconds are. The reason they're being mentioned in the news at the moment is that there is a suggestion that they be abolished. As far as I've been able to figure out, the suggestion comes from the US delegation to the body that decides these things (ITU) and their argument boils down to "Leap seconds are too hard!". They've expressed a fear that high-end navigation equipment and other stuff that relies on very exact time might malfunction at leap seconds. Note "might". The obvious counter-arguments would seem to be "We've had 34 of them so far and there hasn't been any problems" and "So use UT1 or TAI for those applications, then". But what do I know.

Bah humbug

Nov. 13th, 2011 10:14 pm
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 I'm in the middle (literally) of my NaNoWriMo thing, and suddenly I get this urge to write a fic where Daria Morgendorfer goes to college and gets to room with Kim Possible. Bah!
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 Ursula Vernon writes Peter Pan fanfic. If you know of Peter Pan and have ever been annoyed at overly saccharine children's stories, you have to read this. 
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Headache, sore throat, stuffy nose and feeling generally crap is not conducive to doing much of anything. Except watching stuff. Which I have been doing. The first season of Mistresses, only because Olivia DunhamAnna Torv is in it. And dating Shelley Conn. The bits with the two of them were good (not just the intense hotness of them, but also the characters and the story). The rest was pants, and pretty soon I was fast-forwarding through it. Apart from that, I've been catching up on The Guild. Which is just plain good. Some of the humour will only be funny if you play MMOs, but not all of it, I think. And why can I only find one single Codex/Riley story out there? That's just plain wrong.
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We have Walternate and Fauxlivia, but do we have a name for the alternate-universe Astrid?  
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So far this year, I've posted over a hundred thousand words of fanfic (101677, according to AO3). That's quite a lot, actually.

Fic posted

Aug. 16th, 2011 08:15 am
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My contribution to [community profile] femslash11 has now been posted. The description post is here, and the actual story is on AO3 (since it's too long for a single DW post). If 46500 words of three-way crossover femslash sounds like your sort of thing, by all means go read it.
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A few days ago the assignments for Femslash '11 went out. I got one, since it's the one ficathon I've been participating in regularly for quite a whole bunch of years now. And this year, I got by far the best assignment I've ever had. I took one look at the requests and went, "OMG, I can take all but one of those and combine them into one story."
Then I came to my senses. Somewhat.
Today, while waiting for scripts to finish running at work, I started making a backstory mindmap for a story combining half of the requests I got. After typing like a madman for an hour or so, I looked at the result.
Then I went and looked at the plans I made back when I did NaNoWriMo for a couple of years, and compared.
I have backstory and plot skeleton for roughly 100k words worth of fic. Maybe more. There is no way on Earth I can write that much before the deadline.
So now I'm not sure what to do. Maybe I can write something like a part one at 30k:ish words and pretend it's a full story, then post the rest later. Or something.
But merciful Goddess, I so want to write this. Maybe it'll be unreadable in the end, but it's going to be so much fun to write.

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 When they broadcast True Blood in the USA, do they subtitle the parts that are in Swedish or are they left incomprehensible to most viewers? 

Randomness

Jun. 17th, 2011 03:35 pm
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 Last night Jenny and I went and saw Brokeback X-Men: the First Class. It was fully on par with the first two X-Men movies, so if you liked those you'll almost certainly like this one too. Also, it's pretty darn slashy. The Charles/Eric stuff is at about 0.8 on the Xena-based Slashiness Scale. This amused Jenny a lot.

When looking at the IMDb entry for the movie afterwards, I also had an "Oh Goddess, I'm getting old" moment when I saw that the hot chick with the wings is Lisa Bonet's daughter. I can still remember me and my friends tracking down a VHS copy of Angel Heart just because it had naked Denise Huxtable in it...
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The story alluded to in the previous entry is now up on AO3. So far, two people have commented that it made them cry. That's the kind of feedback that makes a fanfic writer really happy. At least when the story was supposed to be sad :-)

Bah

Jun. 10th, 2011 10:05 pm
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Brain: "Hey! That's a pretty neat idea for a Myka/H.G. fic! And it shouldn't be very long! Let's write it!"

*writewritewritewritewrite*

*ten days and twelve thousand words later*

Me: "Stupid brain..."
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 I was too impatient to let it sit, so I've posted Warehouse 13 post-season-two Myka/HG fixit fic to AO3. Just over 12k words, rated PG13 or so.

W13 fic

May. 25th, 2011 06:18 pm
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Getting Helena Wells' voice right is surprisingly hard. She has a terrible tendency to morph into Vala from SG-1.
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So I just finished watching both seasons of Warehouse 13. It's a fun light-weight show. The description of it as a cross between X-Files and Indiana Jones with added humor is pretty accurate. And season two has H G Wells. It's been a long time since I saw as much good, old-fashioned subtext as there is between her and Myka. Yes, eventually they unfortunately do the "the bi woman is evil" thing, which is annoying and sad, but overall it was great fun.

Also, I can't remember seeing as incredibly slashtastic a season-ender since Xena. Spoilery, I guess )

Bah

Mar. 4th, 2011 11:09 pm
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Do you know what's really irritating? It's when a hook line suddenly pops fully formed into your head, and you have no idea what story it belongs to, but you'd really like to know?

In the nameless days between the Year of the Willow and the Year of the Burning Moon, Nara was given her drumsticks made from her foster-mother’s thighbones.

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 If Olivia Dunham and Kate Beckett wrote femslash, which shows would they be writing about, and which ships would they favor?
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It must've been longer than I thought since I last wrote something non-trivial, because it turns out that the available writing infrastructures have moved on beyond my old home-grown system. So rather than a mess of XML, Perl scripts, HTML::Mason code and Emacs for writing and publishing, this fic was written using Scrivener and Dropbox (both of which are excellent products that I strongly recommend), and is being published via AO3 (which is also excellent).

So anyway. The fic in question is a three-way crossover, between Lost Girl, Fringe and Chuck. It's probably enough to be familiar with Fringe alone in order to read and enjoy (as much as the writing allows, at least) the story. The bits from Lost Girl gets explained somewhat, and as for Chuck it's probably enough to know that Sarah Walker looks like this. There is some explicit sex. There is some level of dodgy consent, since it involves Bo's powers and she pretty much is an ambulatory consent issue.

The pairing that gets some explicitness in the fic is Sarah Walker/Olivia Dunham. Sarah/Carina, Bo/Lauren and Olivia/Astrid are mentioned to varying degrees. The story is, according to AO3, 20391 words long.

“I’m still not talking to you,” Kenzi said as soon as she heard someone pick up her call. “Just so you know.”

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Finished the first draft of the three-way crossover fic last night. Ended up at a little over 20k words. It's probably readable as long as you're reasonably familiar with at least one of Lost Girl or Fringe.
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Am writing fic, for the first time in forever. Just broke 10k words on a fairly weird story. It's femslash, of course. It's also a three-way crossover between Lost Girl, Fringe and Chuck. Just to make sure that the potential readership is really microscopic.
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