This was pretty amusing. Examples:
Archive: Cemetery for deceased plotbunnies. Storage of stories. Often of varying quality, but some just suck.
Hurt/Comfort: Best to demonstrate with a mini-fic here. Writer takes character A, strips him, strings him up from a tree, covers him in honey and sets a swarm of wasps on him. Character B wanders past, and says, "What's happened to you then?" A replies, "I've been stripped, strung up from a tree, covered in honey and had a swarm of wasps set one me. It's really quite painful." B, "Oh. Poor you. Fancy a shag?"
Archive: Cemetery for deceased plotbunnies. Storage of stories. Often of varying quality, but some just suck.
Hurt/Comfort: Best to demonstrate with a mini-fic here. Writer takes character A, strips him, strings him up from a tree, covers him in honey and sets a swarm of wasps on him. Character B wanders past, and says, "What's happened to you then?" A replies, "I've been stripped, strung up from a tree, covered in honey and had a swarm of wasps set one me. It's really quite painful." B, "Oh. Poor you. Fancy a shag?"