*groan*

This joke was bad enough that I have to inflict it on you people:

Q: Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.

Secret

I blame this one on Realdoll, archbishopm and mirtazapine withdrawal. It's not impossible that it'll make you want to clean your brain out with bleach after reading it. Willow/Buffybot. Explicit sexual situations. Spoilers up to early season six. Not to be taken in combination with badgers.

I'd really like a comment or two before inflicting this on places like slashtheslayer. Even if those comments are along the lines of "Go away, you awful person, and never desecrate a keyboard again!". Or possibly particularly then.

( Willow's got a secret... )