FIC: "Translation" (SGA, Weir/Emmagan)

Some time ago in someone else's LJ, there was a comment thread about the meaning of the word 'asdfhjkl' in Athosian. A couple of weeks ago, the memory of that thread suddenly erupted into a rather nasty and mishappen plotbunny. With tentacles.

This story is quite silly. It's explicit, but there shouldn't be anything in it that's objectionable.

( Translation, SGA, Elizabeth/Teyla, NC-17, 3500 words )