Mine is personally fond of trying to get me to download upgrades every two days that slow down your computer until you tell it to finally download - and then again until you install it - and then it decides that you have to restart, so press the button to either restart it or ask again in TEN MINUTES (10 minutes is NOT LATER dammit) before finally I forget and go to the bathroom and by the time I get back, it's reset itself and I have just lost all of my hard work. *dropkicks laptop*

(My taskbar also has a bad habit of only going away if you click the bubble - but when you click the bubble, it pops up my wireless networks something when I don't give a damn that it can't find any.)

... there's a help system? O.o