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Monsters in the Closet!
Sep. 6th, 2002 08:37 amWake up.
Kill the screensaver and have a look at the mail.
Notice strange scratching sound. Dismiss it as one of the cats being silly.
Read more mail. Notice that the spam filter ate all the night's spam with no false positives. Yay!
Strange scratching sound gets louder and more insistent.
Go make tea (for me) and coffee (for the wife).
Strange scratching sound stays in the same place. Not cat-like behaviour, particularly not when there's a human in the kitchen.
Go back to the computer while the tea steeps and the coffee boils.
Notice that the strange scratching sounds are accompanied by weak mewling sounds.
Remember that I got a clean towel from the linen closet last night.
Go open the linen closet.
Notice a furry lightning bolt leave the linen closet and head for the litterboxes.
Kill the screensaver and have a look at the mail.
Notice strange scratching sound. Dismiss it as one of the cats being silly.
Read more mail. Notice that the spam filter ate all the night's spam with no false positives. Yay!
Strange scratching sound gets louder and more insistent.
Go make tea (for me) and coffee (for the wife).
Strange scratching sound stays in the same place. Not cat-like behaviour, particularly not when there's a human in the kitchen.
Go back to the computer while the tea steeps and the coffee boils.
Notice that the strange scratching sounds are accompanied by weak mewling sounds.
Remember that I got a clean towel from the linen closet last night.
Go open the linen closet.
Notice a furry lightning bolt leave the linen closet and head for the litterboxes.
