Five TV Series Episodes Janet Tried to Use to Seduce Sam

[cdybedahl]

1. The Babylon 5 episode Divided Loyalties. Because, you know, it's an SF series, and Sam probably likes that kind of stuff. What with her gallivanting about the galaxy and messing with alien machines and all. And it has co-workers Susan and Talia ending up in the same bed, and almost kissing, and, well, being really innuendo-rich. Unfortunately, Sam just got annoyed at the bogus science and didn't pick up on the girl/girl stuff at all.


2. The pilot episode of Hex. Because pretty much everything Thelma said to Cassie about her feelings (before she died, at least), Janet might've said to Sam. If they'd been inexperienced teenagers instead of repressed Air Force officers, that is. It didn't work any better than the B5 episode. Sam spent the entire time being annoyed at the bogus mythology, speculating on which Goa'uld really was behind the legends mentioned and spotting plot holes.


3. The Buffy episode New Moon Rising. You know, the one where Oz returns and leaves and Willow and Tara get together. Not that Janet really expected Sam to pick up on anything that time either, but, hey, it's a good episode. Apart from all the scenes with Riley in them. Oddly enough, Sam didn't object at all to the way the Initiative was portrayed, and when Janet tried to ask about it she got the "That information is classified" change of subject. Which amazed Janet enough that she almost missed the suspicious sidelong glances she got from Sam during the scene where Willow comes out to Buffy.


4. The Xena episode A Day in the Life. Janet hadn't really expected to need to bring out the big guns, but Sam's obliviousness was greater than she had ever suspected. And she still didn't seem to get it. Not even when Janet dropped a "Doesn't that look nice?" during the hot tub scene. All she got was a "I prefer proper plumbing" and a lecture on the square-cube law and giant humanoids.


5. The Xena episode Heart of Darkness. Which even Janet admitted is a really, really crap episode, but it has that scene. The one where they dance. With Xena dressed in a figure-hugging black leather dress and Gabrielle in a black leather miniskirt and matching bra. And they kind ooze around each other touching all the time while looking like they're a millisecond away from kissing. When Sam didn't react to that Janet couldn't stay silent any more. "Oh come on!" she said. "How thick are you when it comes to personal stuff?". At which Sam beamed her most mischievous smile at Janet, and said "I got it during the Divided Loyalties teaser, I just wanted to see what you'd pick next." And after Janet had finished hitting her with the sofa cushion, they got down to the kissing themselves.

Comments

[watervole.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

This post made me giggle because, I have to tell you, I dreamt last night that you wrote me a fanfic for my birthday and you wrote something like: "Well, I don't normally write fanfics for people like this but I think the world can never get too much Ivanova fanfic."

I can't remember the actual fanfic though...but I think it was less sex than you usually write... :D

Also, love the fic! There can't be enough Sam/Janet fic in the world. :)

[scarimor.livejournal.com]

Superb! That was so much fun. Sneaky Sam and lovely Janet. LMAO!

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

And she didn't show her the Buffy episode where she and Faith go dancing?

[cdybedahl.livejournal.com]

Thought about it, but it felt too ambigous. Or at least I remember it that way.

[elfcat255.livejournal.com]

LOL..nice!

[toonsinator.livejournal.com]

Loved it!
So fun :}

[slamaina.livejournal.com]

This was quite funny. I just love it.