Fic: "Shego's Plan: Epilogue" (6/6)
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Shego's Plan
Written by Calle Dybedahl
Epilogue
The wind and rain whipped the helicopter landing pad. The
powerful lights around it made the raindrops glitter like
mad, which really didn't help visibility much. In addition,
the roar from the Global Justice helicopter made talking
pretty much impossible.
Except for someone with a sufficiently powerful voice who
screamed at the top of his lungs while he was being
handcuffed and dragged into the helicopter.
"You two think you're all that!" Dr Drakken screamed. "But
you're not!"
"So he figured out the bomb wasn't actually there?" Shego
said after they'd gone inside again. The corridors in the
museum's storage wing were bare concrete and fluorescent
lights, but it was at least dry and silent.
"Yes," Kim said. "A simple X-ray would reveal the ruse."
She and Shego were walking really close, almost touching.
Ron kept a few steps behind them.
"That reminds me," Shego said. "If you don't mind talking
about it, what did you do to DNAmy while you were
evil?"
Kim shuddered.
"Every time she didn't obey, or failed me, I sold one of her
cuddlebuddies on Ebay," she said.
Shego waited for the rest, but nothing came.
"That's it?" she said. "You sold her dolls on
Ebay?! That's worse than making someone think he
has a bomb in his head or infecting someone with mutant
Ebola?"
"They're not just dolls," Kim said. "Particularly to someone
like Amy. Some of the ones she had were unique. Her
collection was the best in the world, the envy of all other
cuddlebuddy collectors. The ones I sold went to other
collectors, so for every one her collection got a little
less and someone else's grew. With most of her self-worth
tied up in that collection, well,..."
She paused for a while.
"It's probably a collector thing," she added.
"Uh-hu," Shego said. Or just a madwoman thing, she didn't
say, since she'd seen Kim's own small collection of
cuddlebuddies.
"So," Ron interrupted, "anyone for Bueno Nacho?"
"Sure," Kim said, "Why not?"
"Aaaaand you girls can use the ladies' room for over an hour
like you did yesterday," Ron added.
Kim blushed. Shego just smirked.
"Well, it's a taco place," Shego said.
Kim blushed even harder. Before she could say anything,
there was a bi-bi-de-beep sound.
Three hands reached into three different pockets and brought
out three communicators.
"Wade, what's the sitch?" the three human members of Team
Possible said in unison.
"Booo-yah!" the naked mole-rat member added.
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Date: 2008-07-22 10:52 pm (UTC)I don't suppose you've got any pointers to some nice, femmeslashy fanfic archives, do you? I've pretty much gone through everything at Twisting the Hellmouth, and I'm looking for new sources....
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Date: 2008-07-23 03:52 am (UTC)I can live with the layout. The lack of information, however (specifically, word count)... yeesh.
At least with fanfiction.net I can scrape the search results with a nice ruby script and do things with the data.
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Date: 2008-07-23 03:56 am (UTC)Thanks so much for writing this; it was a lot of fun.
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