Review(ish): "Bound" (2015)
Jan. 20th, 2015 01:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cdybedahlNo, not the classic one with Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly, this one, starring Charisma Carpenter.
This is not a good movie. The script is cringeworthy. Carpenter's acting performance is by far the best in it, and she's never been more than solidly competent when it comes to that sort of thing. The sets are bland, the pacing is weird, the plot is simultaneously idiotic and nearly non-existent.
The one and only reason to watch it is that it borders on softcore BDSM porn. Starring Charisma Carpenter. Occasionally naked and tied up. She does look amazing, and not just for someone in her mid-40s. So if that sounds like something you want to see, this is a movie worth watching. Just make sure to fast-forward past the non-sex-scenes.
This is not a good movie. The script is cringeworthy. Carpenter's acting performance is by far the best in it, and she's never been more than solidly competent when it comes to that sort of thing. The sets are bland, the pacing is weird, the plot is simultaneously idiotic and nearly non-existent.
The one and only reason to watch it is that it borders on softcore BDSM porn. Starring Charisma Carpenter. Occasionally naked and tied up. She does look amazing, and not just for someone in her mid-40s. So if that sounds like something you want to see, this is a movie worth watching. Just make sure to fast-forward past the non-sex-scenes.
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Date: 2015-01-22 06:00 pm (UTC)