Cutlery

[cdybedahl]

Now this is the sort of cutlery we should've said we wanted as wedding gifts.

Comments

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Now that's cutlery that i can see the 'WtGS' boys buying, especially when entertaining visitors from the Federation.

Gina

[archbishopm.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't it be embarrassing if you accidentally shot yourself while gouging a dinner guest's eye out with your spoon?

[trixieleitz]

Only if you were using the soup spoon. You should *always* use the dessert spoon for gouging eyes, as maiming your fellow diners before the fish course indicates a degree of premeditation that is gauche in the extreme.

Trixie Manners-Leitz
(and mop up the blood from left to right)

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

I can just see thst in the 'Working the Graveyard Shift' universe actually.

"Now, Jed, you should know by now not to kill the Guest of Honour *before* he's given his speech. And you poison the *white* wine when serving chicken or the *red* when serving beef. What *did* they teach you at the FSA?"

Gina

[cdybedahl.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but I very rarely do that myself.